The Evils of Drugs

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday".

 

Theory and Reality

One day, this kid came home from school with a homework assignment. His assignment: To tell the class the next day the difference between theory and reality. He asked his father for help. "Dad, what's the difference between theory and reality?" 

The Love of Football

There was this guy who *LOVED* football. It was his dream to go to the super bowl. One year, he scrimped and saved and cut every corner possible, and he was able to buy a ticket.

Barack Obama aka Sgt. Schultz (I see nothing)

IS THE OBAMA TURNING A BLIND EYE TO WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HIM?  DOES HE REALLY NOT KNOW, OR IS HE JUST HOPING THAT NO ONE ELSE WILL SEE EITHER.  PERHAPS HE IS SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME ON THE GOLF LINKS AND AT FUNDRAISERS TO KNOW WHATS GOING ON.  BUT EVEN WORSE IS THAT HE REALLY IS A SMART GUY WITH HIS FINGERS ON THE BUTTONS AND IS IN FULL CONTROL OF THE EVENTS SCANDALIZING WASHINGTON.  IN EITHER CASE HE IS MAKING A DAMN MESS OF THINGS.

My Dogs Qualified for Welfare

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare.

A Marine's Tale

A MARINE WAS DEPLOYED TO AFGHANISTAN.

Happy Mother's Day Hillary Clinton, from the Grieving Mother of a Benghazi Victim.

THE MOTHER OF BENGHAZI VICTIM, SEAN SMITH WISHING HILLARY CLINTON HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.  HILLARY RODNEY CLINTON WAS THE ONE WHO LOOKED SEAN SMITH'S MOTHER IN THE EYE, WHILE STANDING BESIDE HIS COFFIN, WHEN HIS BODY WAS BROUGHT BACK FROM LIBYA AND TOLD THE GRIEVING MOM THAT THE MAN RESPONSIBLE FOR THE VIDEO THAT CAUSED THE ATTACKS ON THE CONSULATE IN BENGHAZI WOULD BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE. 

Ariel Castro, a card-carrying Registered Democrat as well as Rapist Kidnapper!

WE NOW KNOW THAT ARIEL CASTRO IS A REGISTERED DEMOCRAT.  AT A TIME IN OUR HISTORY WHERE THE POLITICAL AFFILIATION OF THOSE COMMITTING CRIMES IS OFTEN EXPOSED BY THOSE IN THE MEDIA IF THEY ARE REPUBLICANS, THE SILENCE OF THE LEFT LEANING MEDIA AS TO CASTRO'S POLITICAL LEANINGS HAS BEEN EXPOSED BY A HANDFUL OF BRAVE CONSERVATIVE BLOGGERS. 

Stain on Hillary Clinton or was it Monica's Dress?

THERE ARE STAINS AND THEN THERE ARE STAINS.  FEW THINGS STICK TO THE CLINTONS, BUT THOSE AROUND THEM ARE NOT SO FORTUNATE.

Making People Happy

FLYING ON AIR FORCE ONE, OBAMA LOOKED AT OPRAH, CHUCKLED AND SAID, "YOU KNOW, I COULD THROW A $1,000 BILL OUT OF THE WINDOW RIGHT NOW AND MAKE SOMEBODY VERY HAPPY".

Alcohol Consumption

Due to increasing product liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

Bill of No Rights

We, the sensible of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt-ridden delusional, and other liberal, commie, pinko bedwetters. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that a whole lot of people were confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of No Rights.

You do not have the right to a new car, big-screen color TV or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all of your relatives independently wealthy.

You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.

You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.

You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and kill you.

You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big-screen color TV or a life of leisure.

You do not have the right to demand that our children risk their lives in foreign wars to soothe your aching conscience. We hate oppressive governments and won't lift a finger to stop you from going to fight if you'd like. However, we do not enjoy parenting the entire world and do not want to spend so much of our time battling each and every little tyrant with a military uniform and a funny hat.

You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have one, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities in education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.

You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to *pursue* happiness -- which, by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws created by those around you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

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