Saturday, April 19, 2014

CENSUS BUREAU UNDER WHITE HOUSE CONTROL

FOR OVER 100 YEARS THE CENSUS BUREAU WAS UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE COMMERCE DEPARTMENT, BUT WHEN OBAMA CAME INTO OFFICE IN 2009 CONTROL WAS SWITCHED OVER TO THE WHITE HOUSE. WONDER WHY?  MAYBE, JUST MAYBE THEY WERE CONCERNED ABOUT HOW THE CENSUS QUESTIONS WERE WORDED TO THE PEOPLE.  AFTER ALL YOU CAN ALMOST ALWAYS GET THE DESIRED ANSWER IF THE QUESTION IS PHRASED PROPERLY.  THE ABOVE CARTOON FROM HOPEn'CHANGE CARTOONS  ILLUSTRATES JUST THIS POINT WITH THE QUESTION: "ARE YOU PRESENTLY NOT NON-INSURED"?

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Thursday, April 17, 2014

Cat One-liners


1. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
2. What is a cat’s way of keeping law and order? Claw Enforcement.
3. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
4. What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
5. Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he’s in a bad mewd.
6. What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
7. Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap.
8. Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
9. How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.
10.How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
11.What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
12.What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
13.If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.
14.What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
15.Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
16.Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
17.What's the difference between a cat and a kitten?  A cat can scratch you but a little pussy never hurt anyone.

BONUS PIC FROM PHOTOCHOPPED

RACIST WOMAN-HATER

WHEN YOU'RE LOSING THE DEBATE THERE IS LITTLE LEFT, BUT POUNDING THE TABLE.  TO DEMOCRATS POUNDING THE TABLE CONSIST OF CALLING THE OPPOSITION INBRED RACIST REDNECK KNUCKLEDRAGGIN TROGLODYTE MISOGYNIST.  AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK JUST CALL THEM A BUNCH OF OLD FAT-CAT TEA-BAGGIN WHITE MEN.  CARTOON BY  BOB GORRELL
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Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Obama controls both "Death and Taxes"

WE HAVE ALL HEARD THE PHRASE ABOUT "DEATH AND TAXES" AND KNOW ONLY TOO WELL THAT WE MUST AT SOMETIME COME TO FACE WITH BOTH.  THE GRIM REAPER LIKE THE IRS AGENT IS ALWAYS JUST RIGHT AROUND THE NEXT CORNER.  THE GOVERNMENT HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO LEVY TAXES TO MAINTAIN THE ESSENTIAL OPERATIONS OF GOVERNMENT---THIS IS NOTHING NEW.  BUT NOW WITH THE IMPLICATION OF OBAMACARE THE GOVERNMENT IS ABLE TO CONTROL WHAT MEDICINES WE CAN HAVE, WHAT HOSPITALS WE CAN GO TO AND EVEN WHAT DOCTOR WE CAN SEE.  IN SHORT, THEY HOLD NOT ONLY THE TAX CARD, 

BUT THE DEATH CARD AS WELL.  YOU MAY THINK THIS IS FAR FETCHED, BUT THOSE PROGRESSIVES WHO WROTE THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT AND WHO STILL CONTROL THE GOVERNMENT ARE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THAT THE GOOD OF THE WHOLE COMES BEFORE THE GOOD OF THE INDIVIDUAL.  IN SHORT THEY AT STATIST AND WOULD EAGERLY SACRIFICE THE INDIVIDUAL FOR THE GOOD OF THE STATE.  AFTER ALL WHEN AN INDIVIDUAL REACHES THAT POINT WHERE HE IS NO LONGER PRODUCTIVE HE IS WORTHLESS.  THAT IS WORTHLESS, UNLESS HE IS A MEMBER OF SOME ENTITLEMENT GROUP THAT IS STILL ABLE TO CAST A VOTE.  IN THAT CASE HIS VALUE TO THE STATIST IS PRICELESS AND HE CAN CONTINUE ON HIS MERRY WAY CONTRIBUTING NOTHING TO SOCIETY BUT HIS PRECIOUS VOTE ON ELECTION DAY.  ONE COULD VERY EASILY ARGUE THAT ONE OF THE PRIMARY PURPOSES OF THE ACA WAS TO PROTECT THESE PEOPLE AT THE EXPENSE OF OTHERS.  THANKS TO HOPEn'CHANGE CARTOONS FOR THE TOP IMAGE.
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